How Many ACC Students Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?
First off, note that I didn't write most of these, but I have no idea who did, so I can't give credit.How many Boston College students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to change it, one to mix the drinks, and three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
How many Clemson students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Clemson doesn't have electricity.
How many Duke students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to crack under the pressure.
How many FSU students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seven, and each one gets four semester hours of credit.
How many Georgia Tech students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Nine. Eight to study the problem, check the wiring and power supply, and propose alternate designs for a longer life bulb, and one to call a friend a Emory to find out where to buy new bulbs.
How many Maryland students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in, and four to convince "youse guys" they are a Southern school and they do it better than "those damn Yankees."
How many Miami students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Twelve. One to remove the old bulb, one to replace it, and ten to pay way more than the bulb is worth.
How many UNC students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seventy-six. One to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest
How many NC State students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to buy the Skoal.
How many UVA students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, one to hold the keg he's standing on, and another to expound on how Mr. Jefferson discovered electricity
How many Virginia Tech students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but he must be an electrical engineering senior.
How many Wake Forest students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
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